buy max a beer . com

Thank You, may I have another?

Thank you for your interest in buying Max a beer. Your patronage will not go unnoticed. Max drinks beer at one of several locations in the greater Park City area, most notably (frequently) at O’Shucks on Main St. and in Quarry Village in Pinebrook / Kimball Junction. The beer at these locations is usually $6 for a 32oz beer (yes, they’re really big). Tuesdays, at the Main St. location, is a special, magical day, beer and burgers are $3.

If you would like to buy Max a beer at the regular price of $6 please click the orange button to the right.

If you would like to buy Max a beer on Tuesdays only, please click the gray button to the right.

If you’d like to buy max a PBR (the blue ribbon), you can, by the can!

Please note, only beer will be bought with these donations. No food, spirits or any other personal items will be purchased.

If you would like to contribute, but not buy max a beer you can send max anti-beer money or buy beer for max’s friends. You can also purchase one of the very reasonably priced items at the left. There are several designs of t-shirts, stickers and other clothing items.

Thank you to everyone who has already bought max a beer!

45 comments

45 Comments so far

  1. Chris Petty June 5th, 2007 5:11 pm

    I’m first to buy Max a beer beyotches!

  2. stacey June 6th, 2007 8:36 am

    Max, you are a frigen genius.

  3. Joe Myers June 6th, 2007 8:41 am

    Hey this is GREAT! I can buy Max a beer without the inconvenience of actually hanging out with Max!
    But I guess it’s only fair since he bought me a beer yesterday in person.

  4. Bryan Beulin June 6th, 2007 10:40 am

    I just sent this off to my yardsale buddies in Mammoth and beyond… Hopefully they show some love to ya. Lets go drink some beers tonight!!!

  5. Nick Lambert June 6th, 2007 11:05 am

    Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

  6. Mary Mc June 6th, 2007 12:23 pm

    This right up there with the invention of the Segway!

  7. Neil Scanlon June 6th, 2007 12:25 pm

    omigawd, I want a t shirt with the “he’s just gonna buy beer with it” cartoon.

    Now we know what web designers do while waiting to be laid off!

  8. Nick Polumbus June 6th, 2007 1:49 pm

    This is really a much easier process than I had to go through last time I bought Max a beer. Thanks for this opportunity Max.

  9. Tim Reich June 6th, 2007 4:05 pm

    Great site, now I just need to try and make it on the friend list.

  10. Dolen June 6th, 2007 4:05 pm

    Shouldn’t we be able to select what kind of beer we buy you? AND is there any kind of graphic beermometer you can add to the site so we can see how drunk we are getting you. Also specifiying what day you have to buy the beer could be fun too….we could all conspire to get you really drunk on a certain day. Good fun.

  11. luke June 6th, 2007 4:54 pm

    oh my god, you are a genius. HA HA

  12. Bill June 6th, 2007 5:02 pm

    Who needs a job when you have this?

  13. camp chaos June 6th, 2007 7:49 pm

    You should make this the new serverance pay program for ASC people! “thanks, you can just buy me a beer”

    If you come to Telluride we’ll buy you a full strength beer– may be even 2!

  14. Tata Teban June 7th, 2007 11:39 am

    Tu eres me gia y dios.

  15. Troast June 9th, 2007 11:13 am

    Come home Max. 6 bucks lasts the whole night at Judsons.

  16. C2 June 18th, 2007 4:35 pm

    Max, looks a little dark for a Bud Light!

    C2

  17. Pamela June 26th, 2007 1:26 pm

    Cheers Max…who would not want to buy Max a beer???

  18. CB June 27th, 2007 1:16 pm

    you guys are going to send Vince off the deep end. Does this comply with our IT policy?

  19. Joe August 9th, 2007 10:19 am

    HEY! Way to keep your BIRTHDAY a secret! ASS. that’s just poor marketing for the site. You could’ve had 100 beers yesterday if you played your cards right. but NOOOooo. You gotta be all “oh well” about it. I hope you had to suffer the indignity of a sober birthday.

    Sorry. that last part was uncalled for. I take it back.
    Happy Birthday Smaxx

  20. Bryan August 9th, 2007 11:00 am

    DUDE!!! I gotta agree with Joe… you could have had hundreds of free beers, but you didn’t market it. GEEZ!!! Well happy birthday focker, I bought you 2 as a bonus for the birthday.

  21. Midwest Birthday Girl October 3rd, 2007 9:22 am

    Hey Max.. So good to see you and buy you a Birthday beer (a bit late) BUT, I am one of the few people who does know when your birthday is because we share the same one! Now, everyone else needs to Remember August 8th is Max’s Birthday! He’s dying (OUCH)to get older… or so he says…there are benefits to it :) Just ask him what they are…

  22. skiridemaine December 10th, 2007 11:03 am

    looking through your pics…is that little boy’s name really amos? i’m so jealous. i wanted to name our son amos but we settled on Landen (long hill) Gauge (as in narrow). maybe she’ll bend on our next one in a couple years…i tried to convince her it’d be a good girls name too. right?

    well, just for that i’ll buy you a beer next time i get paid. that and i’m impressed that you only average 3 trash bags a month…good going.

    have fun!

    skiride
    SIAWOL

  23. skiridemaine December 11th, 2007 10:15 am

    enjoy!

    do they serve shipyard prelude out there????

    SIAWOL

  24. Bagels January 5th, 2008 5:12 pm

    Hey Max. Just checkin out yo’ stuff. You make me laugh in all the right ways!! hahaha

  25. Petty January 14th, 2008 4:27 pm

    Thanks for the ride and Fat tire’s Max!

  26. steve April 26th, 2008 7:26 pm

    tell u what max. i dont have pay pal or a credit card but ill buy u 1 anytime. just let me know when bud.

  27. Heineken May 9th, 2008 1:24 pm

    I don’t know why nobody told me about this earlier. – really!?!? WTF? You are an ‘effin genius!! I don’t have pal pal either, but next time im wit ya, I’ll be happy to get one for you!! Any Tuesday at O Shuckles works for me. Rachelle

  28. Jamie August 8th, 2008 12:48 pm

    happy b-day max

  29. stacey August 8th, 2008 1:22 pm

    Happy Birthday

  30. Amy September 16th, 2008 6:22 pm

    It’s probably too late to use this Tuesday… But that’s the magical thing about Tuesdays, they happen weekly.

  31. Max Beer September 20th, 2008 1:00 am

    Hi, My name is Max Beer, maybe Max could buy Max Beer a Beer!

  32. Ken October 11th, 2008 8:17 am

    I’m interested in buying Max a beer next Wed night. He should have a “schedule to buy Max a beer” link.

  33. joe's dad June 3rd, 2009 8:00 am

    I came all the way from New Hampshire for this. It was so cool to sit with Max on Main street like part of the landscape. But I thought the deal was that he was going to buy ME a beer. Oh well. Wrong website.

  34. Darren July 26th, 2009 8:33 am

    I don’t know if this counts. But, I gave Max a beer on the gondola after the Band of Heathens concert at The Canyons last night. Cheers.

  35. Buer July 27th, 2009 10:56 am

    I would like to buy you a beer, but would prefer to do it in person. I will be at O’Shucks tomorrow at 5pm.

  36. Davey August 31st, 2009 1:07 pm

    I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, so I used it to buy max and his friends a beer.

  37. Billy-Two-Beers September 10th, 2009 7:23 pm

    oyso! Is there any MAX beer in Florida?

    Near the Kennedy Space Center? :-) )))

  38. Jason Vance September 14th, 2009 6:38 pm

    Maybe you can work out a deal with this website to buy you something better than a PBR. Say like a nice full sail craft beer or something a bit more exotic?

  39. Nicholas October 8th, 2009 7:10 pm

    As one of Max’s former bartenders, i found it best to just give max a beer.com.

  40. admin October 26th, 2009 6:33 pm

    Max has never consumed beer in Florida. Too hot down there, the beer gets warm.

  41. Chase November 6th, 2009 9:55 pm

    Back at the Rack a Maxbeer.com consumed where the downward slide all began.

  42. Becky Coleman Sischo April 24th, 2010 10:29 am

    Cheers, Max! I just wish I could be there to share one with ya!

  43. Billy Liar May 6th, 2010 10:42 pm

    Hey Max!

    We need to drink lots more beer together soon!

    Hope you’re well!

    Billy x

  44. Joe From Uinta May 10th, 2010 7:54 am

    Max, I really thought this idea was great. Hey Thanks for letting me buy you a beer in person.

  45. Megan August 8th, 2010 11:15 pm

    Hey Max, update your beer prices! Happy birthday! Megan

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